Keri Russell gave birth to her first child on June 9th. She named the boy, River Russell Deary. Why not name the kid Paper & be done with it? Now he can join with Apple Paltrow, Camera Ashe, Seven Sirius Badu, Puma Badu, Kal-el Cage, & Suri Cruise, just to name a few in the "I'm such a famous celebrity, that I don't care that my child will get the crap kicked out of them in school because I'm really a complete tool that is completely out of the realm of reality" name game.